Are you kidding me
this is the one thats gets forgotten about the most for some reason
jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone
"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"
uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?
ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴀᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴀᴅᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
well it’s about time fred got some character development
please press enter
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy
Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
How the fuck do you accidentally throw a cheese grater at your child