thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

whore-for-couture:

Moschino Autumn/Winter 2014 Ready to Wear

whore-for-couture:

Moschino Autumn/Winter 2014 Ready to Wear

dolleffect:

Framsteg? X)  #östenkatt #selmakatt #cat #cats #katter #katt #kitten #cute #crazycatlady

dolleffect:

Framsteg? X) #östenkatt #selmakatt #cat #cats #katter #katt #kitten #cute #crazycatlady

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

mermaidchan05:

Best. Line. 

funnyhahayeah:

WET CATS LOL  

"It’s crool an unyooshual punishments I tells ya!"

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

image

once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

dolleffect:

Serana makeup test number 3, I think I’m getting there ;) not actual serana wig and choker is not done ;) #serana #selfie #cosplay #skyrim #seranacosplay #skyrimcosplay #elderscrollsskyrim #elderscrolls #dawnguard #makeup #makeuptest

dolleffect:

Serana makeup test number 3, I think I’m getting there ;) not actual serana wig and choker is not done ;) #serana #selfie #cosplay #skyrim #seranacosplay #skyrimcosplay #elderscrollsskyrim #elderscrolls #dawnguard #makeup #makeuptest

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.