passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

daveakhiin:

heyitspj:

marymargee:

I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE

OH 

MY

SWEET

JESUS

why were you on a gay porn website

for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think

thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

image

bewbin:

bro0ks:

bewbin:

Ok so on the one hand you have the minutes but on the other hand u have hours

What about the seconds

Oh no I couldn’t eat another bite I am just stuffed

themusingsofacurlyhairednerd:

Nothing can compare to books and writing while it’s raining.

suck-my-feathery-wings:

katnisstiel:

pure-purgatory:

moistnoodles:

destielicious:

a very important post about forearms

this is important

definitely important

okay yes forearms but i can’t stop laughing at how sam exits the shot in the first gif

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and here we see the moose beat a hasty retreat

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want