My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape
Ok so on the one hand you have the minutes but on the other hand u have hours
What about the seconds
Oh no I couldn’t eat another bite I am just stuffed
Nothing can compare to books and writing while it’s raining.
a very important post about forearms
this is important
okay yes forearms but i can’t stop laughing at how sam exits the shot in the first gif
and here we see the moose beat a hasty retreat
Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want