2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
Moschino Autumn/Winter 2014 Ready to Wear
Framsteg? X) #östenkatt #selmakatt #cat #cats #katter #katt #kitten #cute #crazycatlady
I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT
WET CATS LOL
"It’s crool an unyooshual punishments I tells ya!"
"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".
once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
Serana makeup test number 3, I think I’m getting there ;) not actual serana wig and choker is not done ;) #serana #selfie #cosplay #skyrim #seranacosplay #skyrimcosplay #elderscrollsskyrim #elderscrolls #dawnguard #makeup #makeuptest
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.