i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
omg, be my friend. XD
kk gamergirl95!! XP
Hey look if you mix brunet Benedict and ginger Benedict you get a Bendict
Maybe if I do that with two Tom Hiddleston pictures I’ll get the same-
HOLY FUCK TOM WHY DID YOU BECOME A BROWN EYED ASIAN WOMAN
WHAT
WHAT
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT???????????
WHAT THE FUCK
One thing you have to admire about Sims
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.
But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
I’m crying from laughter omg my favorite is Tell me about your woes omg I think I lost my shit on that one
